10 Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes to Spice Up Your Night In

Are you tired of relying on the same old clean jokes when hanging out with your friends? Do you want to impress that special someone or simply add some spice to an otherwise dull night in?

Look no further! Below are ten dirty knock-knock jokes guaranteed to bring a laugh and leave everyone wanting more.

1. Knock, knock!

Who's there?

An egg-cellent booty call.

Egg-pect me inside!

2. Knock, knock!

Who's there?

A blonde with crabs.

I'm not sure; I just had the urge to scratch your back!

3. Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Santa Claus and a sack of re-indeer meat.

4. Knock, kick in the nuts... wait that’s my wife!

5. Knock, knock!

Who's there?

A vagina with yeast infection.

I'm not sure; I think it's just a fudge-packer!

6. Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Two chicks having sex and one is trying to get away.

7. Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

8. Knock-knock! Who's there?

A cum shot... can you please let me in; I'm freezing out here?!

9. Knock, knock!

10. Knock-Offs

Knock it off with these lame jokes and go grab a beer or something.

So next time your friends are getting on your case about not being able to tell any good dirty knock-knock jokes, just pull one of the above gems from your sleeve (literally) and watch them squirm!

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